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Post  Big fella on Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:55 am

bit of a funny i found on the fishing forum i am on.....


Why men’s questions never get published in Dear Abby’s agony column :-

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife
has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I
checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 2006
Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could
get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that
the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


lol! lol!
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Re: a funny for ya's

Post  micks troll on Sun Jun 26, 2011 3:14 am

Laughing Laughing like Cool
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Re: a funny for ya's

Post  hype on Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:14 am

I was reading that joke thinking all along his wife was going to be 'Dear Abby' Shocked

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